Ferret!

by Chris Marusak

Auroras over Alaska with star trails. I want to learn to take photos like this.

simisolarr:

itsjnari:

dopextendencies:

Well, what the fuck do we have here…

We have motherfucking Dexter, bitch.

This motherfucker means serious goddamn business.

Look at that motherfucking hair.

This nigga has TWO CURLS, TWO.

How the fuck did he even pull that shit off ?

Bitch he’s a KREATIVE JEANYUS.

Look at those glasses.

Oops, did I say glasses ?

I meant motherfuckin’ optical telescopes, cause he’s one scientifical ass bitch.

Look at that fucking lab coat.

That shit is white as fuck, not a stain on that bitch.

& those purple gloves ?

He beat the shit outta Prince for those.

He was like ,”Purple rain nigga, gimme the gloves, bitch ass.”

Look at his goddamn legs.

The motherfucker has three legs bitch.

& the one in the middle looks like a tree stump.

Beastiest motherfucker alive ? I think so.

Disagree bitch, I dare you, Dexter will evaporate your pussy ass.

haahah, this made my day :D

:’D

Lol. Ode to Dexter.

(Source: xinfluence, via hafricangold)

ravenwantsyou:

L-O-L

 Pussy lil’ iceberg.

thedailywhat:

Writing Instrument of the Day: Woody Guthrie-inspired pencil set from You and Me, The Royal We.

Ten #2 pencils imprinted with “”this machines kills fascists” inside a wooden slide-top box. $22.

[boingboing.]